Times that my chair has failed

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at brickside, I leaned back and the green plastic lawnchair exploded underneath me in front of many friends who found it quite hilarious
at a baseball card convention, the folding grey tube-steel chair gave way and folded in half
the plastic adorondack chair on my Aunt and Uncle’s deck over 4th of July in Stone Harbor made a loud snapping noise but did not collapse
the kitchen sink faucet at my friend Scott’s posh parent’s house on New Year’s Eve (admittedly, I shouldn’t have been sitting near the kitchen sink)
at my friend Chris’ pool party, the webbing of one of those lawn chairs gave way with a horiffic rending shriek and my ass popped through

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