Category: Ramblings

  • Grinds My Gears: Road Rules

    You know what really grinds my gears? When people rewrite “right of way” rules, just to be nice. The other day I was backing out of my driveway, which is semi-difficult, when I saw another car coming down the side of the road I was jutting out into. Seeing that I had only come a few feet into the road, I simply moved forwards so the oncoming car could pass. So, this idiot, instead of going, just stops in the middle of the street. Keep in mind that, at this point, I’ve already moved fully back into my driveway. Now this guy is waiting for me to pull out again. Well, I refused to do it. I waited a few seconds, and when he still hadn’t moved, I honked until he did. It is not that I don’t appreciate a fellow man trying to help me out — I am a strong believer in the courtesy wave — but in this case there was simply no need for him to stop. I was already back in my driveway! If I was in the street and he waved me on, that I can see and would appreciate. But this was just flat out excessive.

    Another example: I’m walking down the street near my house the other day right where this pedestrian path crosses the street. this street has a double yellow line but really doesn’t get all that much traffic, just a car or two at a time. so these two people walk up to the crosswalk and, as their mother taught them, look both ways to cross the street. They stop when they see a car coming on one direction (the only visible car on this street). The person driving this car proceeds to step on their brakes excessively, stopping abruptly right in front of the crosswalk and waves the walkers across. Looking quite confused, the people cross the street.

    Now, as Mr. Wisdom pointed out to me, technically the pedestrian does have the right of way, as stated by PA law § 3542, “When traffic-control signals are not in place or not in operation, the driver of a vehicle shall yield the right-of-way to a pedestrian crossing the roadway within any marked crosswalk.” However, as the law goes on to say, when a vehicle is “so close as to constitute a hazard”, the onus is on the pedestrian to stay out of the way. Obviously this is a judgement call, but to this observer, if the car has to forcibly put on the brakes, they are so close as to constitute a hazard.

    The amazing thing to me about this situation is that if the car had simply driven through, it probably would have taken less time for the people to cross the street. Not only did they have to wait for the car to come to a complete stop, they had to figure out why this lunatic jerked to a stop right in front of them. In addition, if I was the pedestrian in this situation, it would annoy me to have to cross right in front of the car. Is one expected to hustle across to pay the person back for stopping? What if I want to saunter across at a leisurely pace?

    The bottom line is that when you don’t just go about your business on the road as expected, it creates unnecessary confusion for other drivers (and/or walkers). This wastes time and creates the potential for dangerous situations.

    Yep, that’s what really grinds my gears.

  • The new Strokes album

    First impressions of First Impressions of Earth: Well for starters, it’s 50 minutes and should be about 35. In one track, J.C. repetitively sings, “I’ve got nothing to say,” which becomes quite evident after a while. Songs are way too drawn out. In some respects they are branching out in new directions, which I applaud, but in some respects this album also feels kind of stale. They cautiously explore some new song structures and production tricks and this pays off – but they also maintain the now signature Strokes sound, which of course they should. However, it is a double-edged sword. Write Strokes songs and sound like the Strokes, but don’t rewrite the same Stokes songs over with different chords. Unfortunately, as they take steps forward, they also takes steps back by being stifled by formulas. Maybe we should call this the Weezer phenomenon. Knock us on our asses with two highly original creative records and then coast on fumes that gag us after. First Impressions of Earth is not a terrible record, so it is unfair to compare it to the horrid shit Weezer has been foisting on us, but it also not great or the record most of us wanted from them. I hope that they are able to exploit what is new and fresh about FIOE and come back at us with something that does not feel so reigned in, cautious, and unsure.

  • Amazing Phone Number Coincidence

    So the other night I met up with a few old friends, and we all swapped phone numbers. Unbelievably, my friend Kally’s number uses the exact same digits as mine — basically, if my number was 123-4564, hers would be 132-5446.

    What are the odds of that??? And these are cell phones — back when we used home phones with the same first 3 digits (i.e. everyone in town is 687), this may have been more common, but nowadays, this seems pretty out of the ordinary.

  • So, Here’s the Thing…

    If you are one of the three people who read this blog regularly, you may have noticed the lack of updates recently. A few months back, I felt that songoose was facing a crossroads — I wasn’t updating all that frequently, we didn’t have any discussion, and although traffic was relatively strong I didn’t feel that I was getting much out of the whole experience. So I decided to turn it up a notch to really see what the blog and its audience were made of. I posted almost daily for 2-3 months, hoping this would bring out the readership, and, most importantly, the discussion (i.e. comments, the currency of bloggers). It did not work.

    Since June, I’ve hardly posted at all. And haven’t received one piece of feedback wondering why. I guess that’s my answer.

    But I figured I’d throw this out there, just one last gasp, with a straight up question: Should I keep this site going? If so, why? Feel free to comment below.

    Otherwise, happy trails…

  • The Hands of Leslie and Leigh Keno – a Haiku

    fluttering around
    butterflies alight loving
    upon their fetish

    more about Leslie and Leigh

  • Useful but Forgotten: Styptic Pencil

    For years I had been tearing little bits of teepee off and pasting them to my face to plug self-inflicted shaving cuts. Then, I go to my moms for dinner with one of these little white paper scabs and she asks me “why don’t you use a styptic pencil?” Styptic what? She explains that “in the old days, everyone used it for shaving cuts – I still use one for my legs.” So, I take a look at my local pharmacy and lo and behold, they still sell them!

    So I bought one and from that day onward I have never applied a tissue corner to my face. If I get a cut, I moisten the end of the styptic pencil with some water then apply it to the cut, which stops the bleeding almost immediately. Now, let there be no sugar-coating, the application of a styptic pencil to a cut is, shall we say, an ‘acquired taste’ sort of like how wasabi mustard and suicide wings are an acquired taste – it burns. But it only burns briefly and the closure of the cut is almost always permanent and invisible. I’ll take a quick burn over a fruity bit of tissue clinging to my face any day. Besides, if you’re shaving you ought to be tough enough to handle a little burn, girlie-man (&/or manlie-girl)!

    Wikipedia has an explanation of the chemistry of the styptic pencil here. Also, as far as I can tell, these things must last forever – nice when they cost about $1.50. Not to be confused with the Vicks Inhaler, an equally useful reliever of discomfort that no one except ravers seem to use.

  • Happy Birthday, Baby

    Anyone remember that old AT&T (or similar) commercial from way back when were this guy played a song called “Happy Birthday, Baby” over the phone to someone? You think it is his girlfriend/wife/whatever, but in the end it turns out to be his little sister. Maybe it’s the fact that my little sis is 12 years younger than me, but this commercial always got me.

    And, today just happens to be my very own birthday. So sing it to me…

    “Happy Birthday, Baby
    I wish I could be there today,
    cause I love you, thinking of you,
    so happy birthday baby…”

  • Note to a friend about tasty Franziskaner Weiss Beer

    Franziskaner WeissSo last Sept @ Oktoberfest there was a brand represented that brought universal praise: Franziskaner Weissbier. Then, at the Main Line festival there was a Spaten tasting and part of it included the company’s corporate video (starring a well-coiffed-and-spoken mod German), touting the merging of Spaten and Franziskaner – both well-respected München beers (Spaten holds the honor of being the first beer tapped to hearld the beginning of Oktoberfest each year).

    Being a big fan I was still surprised to see Hans’ video about “gaining market share for the Spaten and Franziskaner family” manifested at a beer store a couple of weeks ago with $22 (24x12oz) cases of Franziskaner. I’m of the opinion that Franziskaner far outshines Hoegaarden for summer weissbiers, but cases of Hoegaarden are ~$35+. Just had a Franziskaner tonight with dinner and I gotta tell you it’s sublime. And for $22/case it’s a total bargain. Highly recommended especially for summertime – it’s a light wheat that’s full of flavor but goes great with an orange or lemon garnish. Also, there’s a cheerful monk on the label and that counts for something in my book.

    Note: the $22 case may have been a random promotion but wasn’t marked that way – online Hoegaarden and Franziskaner are about the same price. Still tasty beer though.
    Update: I’ve seen $4/case Rebates for Franziskaner in three different locations.

  • Foxfield Races: A fun-guide

    In an attempt to provide a real, useful guide to fun events for people who love to seek out a great party, I give you my Guide to the Foxfield Races (which are coming up 4/29):

    What is it?
    The Foxfield Races, or simply “Foxfield”, is a steeplechase horse racing event that takes place every April (and once again in the fall) in Charlottesville, VA. It is a “tailgating” event, meaning that it is more a social event than a horse race, per se. There is no offical betting, to my knowledge, and the horses are not truly a focus on the day. In reality, Foxfield is a bunch of people who go to a field to eat and drink all day and have a grand old time.

    How is this different than the Triple Crown Races? (Derby, Preakness, Belmont)?
    Foxfield is more of a true “Tailgate”. You drive into Foxfield and park in a pre-reserved “plot” where you set up shop for the day. Plots must be reserved in advance. Unlike the Triple Crown, there are very few people focused on the races, as most people are just there to hang out.

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