OK, I have a few things I need to get off my chest:
- How in the hell is it possible, in any way, for all the college acceptance letters to arrive on the same day?! I know that we like to push the boundaries on reality from time to time, but this is too far.
- Have you ever seen a big envelope for a rejection??? Everyone knows that big envelope means acceptance, little envelope means rejection. What the hell else was in that big envelope?
- There’s a sweatshirt party two days after the acceptance letters supposedly come? Even, if by some preposterous possibility, everyone would have made up their mind by then, how do you get a sweatshirt in two days from, say, BROWN! I guess FedEx had a busy two days.
- Did these people only apply to one school? What does Cohen do now? What the hell!
- Hey, we’ve been dating three weeks! Let’s move in together! We’re 18! Oh, that isn’t going to work! Well, I guess we better break up! Because every relationship in high school should have some future goals, right?
Man, I love TV. (Donna Martin graduates)