I sometimes wish my name was Mike McMellen, so I could be gellin’ and zinfandellin’. Don’t you?
Category: TV
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Dooby Dooby Doo
Another classicly absurd commercial, penguin style:
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Pepper Dennis
Seriously, is there any reason anyone would even consider watching this show? Maybe it’s an obvious one, but it’s a question that needs to be asked.
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Hell’s Kitchen Predicted
OK, so my first episode predictions weren’t perfect, but I picked the winner at the conclusion of the two-hour premiere, so I’d say that counts for something…
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The Hands of Leslie and Leigh Keno – a Haiku
fluttering around
butterflies alight loving
upon their fetish -
Hell’s Kitchen Predictions
After watching the first hour, I say the two favorites are Giacomo and Heather. My dark horses are Rachel and Garrett. I look for those “chefs” to be the final four.
It may seem like an obvious choice, but at this point I have to go with Giacomo.
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Update: After hour two, I’ve pretty much lost all faith in Giacomo. Heather has emerged and the clear cut favorite, with Garrett looking pretty good.
The one true unknown is Keith — I think he has skills, but also a major attitude problem. A longshot, but not out of the question. Could replace Giacomo in the final four.
The winner? Got to be Heather…
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I Should Be Famous!
A few crazy “blast from the past” tidbits that I stumbled upon recently:
1) I was a die hard fan of “The Office” on BBC, and as such started watching NBC’s version as soon as it premiered. As skeptical as I was, I grew to love the US version as much as the original. My favorite character? Jim (played by John Krasinski), who is simply hilarious. So, how shocked was I the other day when I found out that I knew him when I was a kid???
Really, I knew his brother Paul, who I played basketball with growing up. (Paul later played hoops for Brown.) It wasn’t, however, until I read that John went to Newton South High School (where I attended Freshman year) that I even came close to making the connection.
2) So, on that same Newton South tip, my Wikipedia research brought up another somewhat famous South Alum — Hollywood director Eli Roth. Growing up, Roth was the bully-ish older brother of my classmate Gabe. I always thought he was a pompous jerk, but that hasn’t stopped him (probably helped, actually) from writing and directing the 2005 horror hit Hostel.
The one tidbit about Roth that I remember was that he and his friends claimed to have handed out vodka at the Boston Marathon. I say “claimed” because I can’t confirm that this story is true, having not been there, but these were a bunch of punk kids, so it is certainly possible. What a dick move!
Speaking of Roth and his friends, the were also responsible for starting the now infamous Newton South “scavenger hunt” in 1990 (my freshman year, btw). As stated on Wikipedia, the school “gained notoriety in 2002 for its “Senior Scavenger Hunt”, a student-organized contest that featured theft, vandalism, and various sexual acts committed by the graduating seniors in exchange for points.” (Of course, thanks to the Smoking Gun you can read the list.)
Roth has written a movie based on this experience that is currently in production.
3) Lastly, a quick shout to Jessica Chaffin, sister of my buddy Johnny.
Perhaps I should take back my statement that “I should be famous.” Instead, if you were the sibling of a friend of mine growing up — you should be famous!
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Happy Birthday, Baby
Anyone remember that old AT&T (or similar) commercial from way back when were this guy played a song called “Happy Birthday, Baby” over the phone to someone? You think it is his girlfriend/wife/whatever, but in the end it turns out to be his little sister. Maybe it’s the fact that my little sis is 12 years younger than me, but this commercial always got me.
And, today just happens to be my very own birthday. So sing it to me…
“Happy Birthday, Baby
I wish I could be there today,
cause I love you, thinking of you,
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This, That and The Other Thing
Was just watching the Seinfeld episode called “The Deal”, where Jerry and Elaine decide to start sleeping together while remaining friends, which of course lasts about three days. Interestingly, however, at the end of the ep, they decide to become a serious couple and Jerry even admits that this “might be it” for him. Yet, by the next episode, “The Baby Shower” (George confronts a bad date, Kramer gets mixed up with Russian cable guys), this second-go-round for Jerry and Elaine is never mentioned again. (And, if you’re wondering, the episode where Jerry explains to his mom and fake dad why he and Elaine broke up, “The Stakeout”, takes place before this one.)
So what did happen? This may be the biggest unsolved mystery in the Seinfeld lore.
(Hey, there isn’t much else to think about with all these repeats.)