{"id":252,"date":"2005-08-17T17:35:30","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T01:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/songoose.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2025-07-22T18:37:59","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T18:37:59","slug":"ranch-dressing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Ranch Dressing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to love ranch dressing &#8212; at times, it was my favorite bottled dressing. There is this pizza place in Richmond, VA called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chanellospizza.com\/\">Chanello&#8217;s<\/a> that serves ranch with their pizza and breadsticks, and, although this is hardly beneficial for the arteries, when I was in college it friggin&#8217; rocked.<\/p>\n<p>About 5 years ago, I went out to a pizza spot for lunch with a few people from this contract job I was working. While I was getting myself some napkins and silverware, a girl spilled a cup of ranch dressing down my pants leg. Devastation! I didn&#8217;t really know the people I was with and the girl was very apologetic, so I had no choice but to take the incident in stride. I did everything I could to wipe off the dressing and gritted through lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I was not close to home and I had no way to change, so I was stuck with RanchPants for the rest of the day. It was brutal &#8212; I reeked of ranch. Some people talk of bad vodka or tequila experiences&#8230; me, I had a bad ranch experience. Ever since that day, I haven&#8217;t been able to stomach it at all. I can&#8217;t stand the ranch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to love ranch dressing &#8212; at times, it was my favorite bottled dressing. There is this pizza place in Richmond, VA called Chanello&#8217;s that serves ranch with their pizza and breadsticks, and, although this is hardly beneficial for the arteries, when I was in college it friggin&#8217; rocked. About 5 years ago, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":575,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}