{"id":303,"date":"2006-04-13T18:48:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T02:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/songoose.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2025-07-22T18:37:58","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T18:37:58","slug":"we-are-the-animals-of-the-north-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"We Are the Animals of the North Pole&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;we wear top hats, because it&#8217;s cold. We like snowmen, because they&#8217;re nice&#8230; what the hell!?!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone besides me (<a href=\"http:\/\/senorbeavis.blogspot.com\/2005\/01\/we-are-animals-of-north-pole-we-wear.html\">and this dude<\/a> &#8211; not safe for work) remember this commercial? <\/p>\n<p>It was for ESPN&#8217;s Winter X Games, and it featured a bunch of claymation animals hanging in the snow with a snowman, singing. Right when the got to &#8220;nice&#8221;, some skier or snowboarder came flying out of nowhere and busted up these clay characters all over the place. <\/p>\n<p>Sooo stupid, but absolutely classic. I would pay top $$$ for a digital copy of this bad boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;we wear top hats, because it&#8217;s cold. We like snowmen, because they&#8217;re nice&#8230; what the hell!?!&#8230; Does anyone besides me (and this dude &#8211; not safe for work) remember this commercial? It was for ESPN&#8217;s Winter X Games, and it featured a bunch of claymation animals hanging in the snow with a snowman, singing. Right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}