{"id":296,"date":"2006-04-06T18:51:46","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T02:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/songoose.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2025-07-22T18:37:58","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T18:37:58","slug":"gotta-love-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Gotta Love TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I have a few things I need to get off my chest:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type:disc\">\n<li>How in the <strong>hell <\/strong> is it possible, in any way, for all the college acceptance letters to arrive on the same day?! I know that we like to push the boundaries on reality from time to time, but this is too far.<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever seen a big envelope for a rejection??? Everyone knows that big envelope means acceptance, little envelope means rejection. What the hell else was in that big envelope?<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a sweatshirt party <em>two days<\/em> after the acceptance letters supposedly come? Even, if by some preposterous possibility, everyone would have made up their mind by then, how do you get a sweatshirt in two days from, say, BROWN! I guess FedEx had a busy two days.<\/li>\n<li>Did these people only apply to one school? What does Cohen do now? What the hell!<\/li>\n<li>Hey, we&#8217;ve been dating three weeks! Let&#8217;s move in together! We&#8217;re 18! Oh, that isn&#8217;t going to work! Well, I guess we better break up! Because every relationship in high school should have some future goals, right?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Man, I love TV. (Donna Martin graduates)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I have a few things I need to get off my chest: How in the hell is it possible, in any way, for all the college acceptance letters to arrive on the same day?! I know that we like to push the boundaries on reality from time to time, but this is too far. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":467,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}