{"id":227,"date":"2005-05-18T17:40:19","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T01:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/songoose.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2025-07-22T18:38:00","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T18:38:00","slug":"fat-people-are-harder-to-kidnap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw that on a bumper sticker on the way home tonight, and I had a hearty chuckle. <a href=\"http:\/\/asp.bourbonq.com\/products\/fat.asp\">Some research<\/a> tells me that this isn&#8217;t a new saying, but I thought it was pretty funny. I imagined some of the older, overweight people I know being kidnapped, and the perps getting quite frustrated. <\/p>\n<p>Along those same lines, it baffles me that so many people put absurdly stupid on their cars. These things are not easy to get off, people! Once again, the &#8220;fat people&#8221; sticker gave me a chuckle, but would I ever put that on my car permanently? No freakin&#8217; way.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw that on a bumper sticker on the way home tonight, and I had a hearty chuckle. Some research tells me that this isn&#8217;t a new saying, but I thought it was pretty funny. I imagined some of the older, overweight people I know being kidnapped, and the perps getting quite frustrated. Along those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":612,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.mikemadaio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}