Category: Sports

  • We Are the Animals of the North Pole…

    …we wear top hats, because it’s cold. We like snowmen, because they’re nice… what the hell!?!…

    Does anyone besides me (and this dude – not safe for work) remember this commercial?

    It was for ESPN’s Winter X Games, and it featured a bunch of claymation animals hanging in the snow with a snowman, singing. Right when the got to “nice”, some skier or snowboarder came flying out of nowhere and busted up these clay characters all over the place.

    Sooo stupid, but absolutely classic. I would pay top $$$ for a digital copy of this bad boy.

  • It’s Derby Time!

    The most exciting two minutes of sports is almost upon us, signifying the true start of Spring and outdoor living. And since you’re here, why not revisit my guide to attending the Kentucky Derby?

  • When You Talk About Playground Legends, You Gotta Bring Up a Guy Named Lamar Mundane

    All I can say is WOW. I’m pretty friggin’ stoked about this one. In ten years of scouring the far corners of the internet for arbitrary pieces of pop Americana, this is one of my all time favorite finds. When I was a kid, this baby wiiiired me up!

    Incredible.

  • Top 10 Hottest Tickets in Sports

    Darren Rovell of the worldwide leader recently posted his top 10 “hottest tickets in American sports”. I agree with Rovell on the Derby, Sox-Yanks at Fenway, and Duke-Carolina at Cameron, but I’ve got 7 others I’d rather see than what he lists:

    World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, Jacksonville, FL: The Florida – Georgia football game may be the toughest College Football ticket in the nation; seats are available online for no less than $300 for the ’06 game in APRIL. The party starts up Thursday and runs hard through Thursday night, not to mention that it’s October in Florida. And you’d prefer to be at The Masters?

    Cowboys @ Eagles, October 8, 2006, Philadelphia, PA: OK, so maybe this is just a one-off, but consider this: who in their right mind scheduled this game — T.O.’s return to the City of Brotherly Love — at 4pm in early October? Half of the crowd will have been drinking since 8 a.m. Enough said.

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  • Frozen Four

    BC hits the post with 1.7 seconds left, puck falls out. Wisconsin wins 2-1.

    The Frozen Four is this exciting every year. If you don’t watch, you’re missing out.

  • The Iditarod

    My pal Gordo likes to give me a hard time about liking off-the-wall sports — I live for curling, cornhole and hope to someday take a crack at Irish Road Bowling. I like regular sports too — basketball is my true love, and the Red Sox my one and only team. But baseball and basketball players often do what they do for all the wrong reasons, as guys like Johnny Damon proved this winter. I love sports like curling for one simple reason: people who play them do it because they love it, and for nothing else. When there’s no fame or fortune awaiting the winners, all that BS doesn’t get in the way of doing it for the love of competition.

    This brings me to my latest obsession — The Iditarod Sled Dog Race. This obviously, if you know me, is something that I’d never actually do, but I respect the heck out of the fine people that pull it off. I fear them as well — they are all flippin’ crazy. OLN covered the “last great race” this year, and the coverage was strangely compelling — the trials that each musher goes through just to make it to the end is absolutely stunning — as is the scenery.

    I also just finished reading Winterdance: The Fine Madness of Running the Iditarod, a book written by two-time finisher Gary Paulsen. I’m often wary of non-fiction sports books — they usually manage to bore me about halfway through — but this read like a bestselling thriller, comically describing the absolute ridiculousness that was Paulsen’s run from Minnesota (where he learned to mush) to Nome.

    My favorite part — Paulsen describing his attempt to make it out of Anchorage (just the ceremonial start of the race) alive:

    “We went through people’s yards, ripped down fences, knocked over garbage cans. At one point I found myself going through a carport and across a backyard with fifteen dogs and a fully loaded Iditarod sled. A woman standing over a kitchen sink looked out with wide eyes as we passed through her yard and I snapped a wave at her before clawing the handlebar again to hang on while we tore down her picket fence when [the lead dog] tired to thread through a hole not bigger than a housecat…”

    If you like sports and competition at all, give Paulsen’s book a read.

  • Must See YouTube Thursday

    Sorry for the double YT post, but this is kind of fun. I was going to throw up this year’s One Shining Moment, just in case you missed it, but instead I found OSM from ’98. Bryce Drew, baby.

    You can get the ’06 version here.

  • Final Four Final Prediction

    Do we call it the Final Four Final? Or the Terrific Two? The Doozy Duo?

    Anyhoo, I’ve had a really bad year predicting, but I have had a strong feeling about Florida’s chances ever since the first weekend. I gotta think Billy D closes the deal tonight and Joakim becomes the second surprise champion in his family.

    Should be a heck of a game either way.

    P.S. Jimmy Rollins just ripped a double to extend his hitting streak to 37. Sweet!

  • Happy April 1!

    Why not celebrate by revisiting the greatest April Fools Day hoax of all time? Sidd Finch.