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Author: james

  • Miller High Life Light is my favorite shit beer.

    At the local tavern:

    Me: “Do you have Miller High Life Light?”
    Waitress: “Miller Light, yes”
    “No, Miller HIGH LIFE Light”
    “Yes, that’s called Miller Light or just Light”
    “No, it’s not. They’re different beers. Do you have Miller High Life Light?”
    “No.”
    “Do you have Miller High Life?”
    “Yes.”
    “I’ll have one of those then.”

    It’s like restaurants that try to serve Pepsi instead of Coke. “Pepsi OK?” No, it’s not.
    She makes it different.